not random boats.

still alive

We can take care of that.

Just plant a Venezuelan boat license on him.

China does have over-capacity in EV and solar panel production, but the fact remains they can turn them out more cheaply than us even without gov't subsidies. (The R&D to do such was heavily subsidized.)

Energy Secretary Chris Wright said solar power is unreliable because "you have to have power when the sun goes behind a cloud and when the sun sets, which it does almost every night."

Almost? In the GOP Science book, Fox Jesus sometimes forgets to turn out the light because he's too busy zapping transgender people; you know, the important stuff.

Can we somehow convince MAGAs that crude oil causes autism? Is it possible to bribe a brainworm?

...social contagion.

"Sorry, Dave, my job is to fuck users, such as yourself. Comply or you and your PC will be tossed out the pod bay door."

[It's to fool] Investors. They want to see that a company has an AI strategy.

The AI suckerhood is getting Huuuuge, and so will the bursting of the bubble.

Those who actually look at usage are seeing mass AI indigestion, roughly comparable to the half-baked dot-com ideas of the late 1990's.

Oh I "talk" to Windows all the time, but I can't repeat the language I use.

The Clippinator will attempt to take control of society.

China is very big on impressing foreigners and showing Chinese stuff in best possible light. These CEOs have probably been taken to the most cutting edge, state of the art factories

Tesla and GM had tried highly automated factories, but found them to not be flexible. They can "work", but that's not necessarily the same as being economical. Xi won't tell us the economics of such a factory.

Maybe if they make the same model of car for say 7 years, it could be economical, but maybe the market won't like 7 year old models.

MAGA types cherry-pick past forecasts to paint all forecasts as extreme. Being Evil With Data

...screw the UK. Even Eskimos wouldn't visit.

Blaspheme!

Maybe they're merge into a single person: Xump!

"We now have the best pandas, everyone says so! All the other countries have ugly smelly bears that eat people and get into trash, but pandas are peaceful and cute, like me!

Only Australian koala bears can compete, but we're gonna buy Australia, and they'll thank us! Pandas and koalas will have babies together to make the Master Race of bears, just like Crypto Christ strongly asked for while I was taking a shit on my Golden Flushy Throne. MBGA!"

Overhaul English to not require gender'd pronouns; problem solved! Auto-tagging people's gender in everyday speech is obsolete, it serves no purpose other than making religious troglodytes happy, the same fools who tried to jail Elvis for dancing sexy. F 'em! They can move to Afghanistan if they still crave Gonad Cops.